Synonyms for Crocked (same or very similar meaning)
WordNet sense 1 (very drunk):
besotted, cockeyed, loaded, pie-eyed, pissed, plastered, potty, sloshed, smashed, soused, stiff, tight, tipsy, wet, pixilated, blotto, fuddled, slopped, soaked, sozzled, squiffy, tiddley, tiddly, blind drunk
WordNet sense 2 (stupefied or excited by a chemical substance (especially alcohol)):
drunk, inebriated, intoxicated
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