Baldric, you wouldn't know a subtle plan if it painted itself purple and danced naked on top of a harpsichord, singing 'Subtle Plans Are Here Again.'.    From LearnThat.org.  [Blackadder, from a television show.]

Semi-naked is so much better I think, it gives more ides to drool over.    From Wordnik.com.  [Angels' Blood Countdown: Lora Leigh - Nauti Intentions ARC] Reference