Umbrellas may be 'hedged about' by cobweb statutes; I will not swear it is not so; there may exist laws that make such things property; but sure I am that the hissing contempt, the loud-mouthed indignation of all civilised society, 'would sibilate and roar at the bloodless poltroon who should engage law on his side to obtain for him the restitution of a-- lent Umbrella! ".    From Wordnik.com.  [Umbrellas and Their History] Reference

Sigh, sibilate, wonder, cry.    From Wordnik.com.  [Christus Apollo] Reference