Last night I fell asleep in a satellite dish. My dreams were broadcast all over the world.    From LearnThat.org.  [Steven Wright]

Were all asleep when the phone rang.    From Wordnet, Princeton University. 

He fell asleep.    From Wordnet, Princeton University. 

The world has changed and I refuse to remain asleep to it!.    From Wordnik.com.  [The World Has Changed] Reference

My favourite way to fall asleep is with my nose in his hair.    From Wordnik.com.  [Scented] Reference

How we managed to fall asleep is perhaps the mystery in all this.    From Wordnik.com.  [1 The Journey To Huila « Unknowing] Reference

Pretending to be asleep is a good way to deter people from bothering you.    From Wordnik.com.  [Use Unplugged Earphones To Avoid Pesky Interruptions | Lifehacker Australia] Reference

Being asleep is one of those times when tiny bat teeth could bite you without you being aware of it.    From Wordnik.com.  [The mysteries of rabies Boing Boing] Reference

When he said, "'Ave I bin asleep?" the steamer was stopping at a pier at a strange place with trees.    From Wordnik.com.  [Harding's Luck] Reference

To do this in the middle of the night when we were all asleep, is about as underhanded as I've ever seen.    From Wordnik.com.  [Obama: Health care vote a victory for American people] Reference

BARBARA STARR, CNN PENTAGON CORRESPONDENT: Wolf, what can you say except this does bring a new meaning to the phrase asleep at the switch.    From Wordnik.com.  [CNN Transcript Jul 24, 2008] Reference

The coin asleep is cold down deep in a woodland wishing pond.    From Wordnik.com.  [CRUEL AND UNUSUAL] Reference

Falling asleep is an ordeal for me (unless I’m completely exhausted).    From Wordnik.com.  [How I Mastered The Power Nap | Lifehacker Australia] Reference

"New York can hardly be called asleep at any time," McPhearson chuckled.    From Wordnik.com.  [Christopher and the Clockmakers] Reference

This morning she will remain asleep, and I’ll awake fully in her place.    From Wordnik.com.  [365 tomorrows » 2008 » July : A New Free Flash Fiction SciFi Story Every Day] Reference

Anyone coming into my house suddenly at night while I’m asleep is getting shot.    From Wordnik.com.  [Dallas Blog, Daily News, Dallas Politics, Opinion, and Commentary FrontBurner Blog D Magazine » Blog Archive » Friday Morning Rant: Police As Home Invaders] Reference

Presently Florent Guillaume fell asleep, which is a token of his innocency of heart.    From Wordnik.com.  [The Merrie Tales Of Jacques Tournebroche 1909] Reference

About one third of our life is spent asleep, which is a good reason to love your bed.    From Wordnik.com.  [Telegraph.co.uk: news, business, sport, the Daily Telegraph newspaper, Sunday Telegraph] Reference

I spent fully half of yesterday asleep, which is unlike me. hopefully, it'll pass soon.    From Wordnik.com.  ['Splain Yo'self] Reference

So far, I have not fallen asleep, which is really kind of a good thing, don't you think?.    From Wordnik.com.  [On Deadline] Reference

At least I'll have somebody to talk to (when she's not asleep, which is a lot of the time).    From Wordnik.com.  [HolyCoast.com] Reference

You can always try to read a boring book before you fall asleep, that is bound to put you in.    From Wordnik.com.  [ReadABlog.com New Blogs and RSS Feeds] Reference

Patients should call asleep known for makers of the remeron benefits syndrome during treatment.    From Wordnik.com.  [Wii-volution] Reference

Usually he just stays until I fall asleep, which is nice, but I wish he'd sleep the night with me.    From Wordnik.com.  [lazarus Diary Entry] Reference

Insomnia — Difficulty getting to sleep or staying asleep, which is caused by everything from job stress to pain.    From Wordnik.com.  [4 common disorders that steal sleep] Reference

The men who run this Shadow Government want us to remain asleep in our beds of fear, and their— hey, let me go!”.    From Wordnik.com.  [365 tomorrows » 2008 » April : A New Free Flash Fiction SciFi Story Every Day] Reference

If they say they don't sleep well, I'm interested, Do you have problems falling asleep, which is usually an overactive mind.    From Wordnik.com.  [CNN Transcript Jan 13, 2004] Reference

But as the Mind naturally sinks into a kind of Lethargy, and falls asleep, that is not agitated by some Favourite Pleasures and.    From Wordnik.com.  [Spectator, April 12, 1711] Reference

Talking to family just earlier, they told me that they believe that Lois is back at the house currently, sound asleep, which is good news.    From Wordnik.com.  [CNN Transcript Jun 7, 2002] Reference

Was kind of asleep and I walked in and she said, Hey.    From Wordnik.com.  [CNN Transcript Oct 31, 2002] Reference

Not the numb kind of asleep ... the painful kind of asleep.    From Wordnik.com.  [bloodwork36 Diary Entry] Reference

I sense a little retirement plan for Wendy Craig - headaches, falling "asleep" etc.    From Wordnik.com.  [The Royal: Wendy Craig and Ian Carmichael] Reference

Telling a very young child Granny is "asleep" or "on a long journey" supports the denial.    From Wordnik.com.  [Barbara Coombs Lee: We are Mortal - Grow Up and Plan Accordingly] Reference

GLORIA BORGER, CBS NEWS: I think we were kind of asleep at the switch at the beginning of this.    From Wordnik.com.  [CNN Transcript Feb 26, 2006] Reference

We own the land in a corporation that is currently "asleep", i.e. reporting no fiscal activity.    From Wordnik.com.  [fm3 & car permit for caretakers] Reference

And the American people would be still "asleep", content watching Idol.    From Wordnik.com.  [Latest Articles] Reference

Ellen, however, "fell kind of asleep" because the slow song was … slow.    From Wordnik.com.  [E! Online (US) - Top Stories]

'Jist this: it's only whan ye dinna want to fa' asleep 'at it luiks fearsome to ye.    From Wordnik.com.  [Robert Falconer] Reference

In this instance, it happened in the day time when nobody was asleep which is good.    From Wordnik.com. Reference

And hallucinate that I'm awake, lying in bed and breastfeeding, only I'm kind of asleep?.    From Wordnik.com.  [amalah . com] Reference

You see, I have been "asleep" for a very long time but now I am back and I get very lonely.    From Wordnik.com. Reference