What you going to grow then Brien? some wild Madeira fungi shaped-ears? or better known as Auricularia aurriclaria-judae to the locals.    From Wordnik.com.  [Your Local Guardian | Sutton] Reference

Auricularia auricula, Polyporus squamosus, Armillaria tabescens, and Clavicorona pyxidata were collected from urban gardens and woodland in Oxford.    From Wordnik.com.  [PLoS ONE Alerts: New Articles] Reference

• Collecting the edible wood ear fungus (Auricularia cornea), also known as Jew's ear or Taranaki wool, was a booming industry in Taranaki in the late 19th century and was exported to China.    From Wordnik.com.  [ScreenTalk] Reference

Auricularia auricula; P.s.    From Wordnik.com.  [PLoS ONE Alerts: New Articles] Reference