As for the slate floors and dim lights, falling on your keister is a definite maybe.    From Wordnik.com.  [The Full Feed from HuffingtonPost.com] Reference

"Wait till her fat keister is sitting at this desk," he once said (except he didn't say "keister").    From Wordnik.com.  [Julie Farby: No-Name Bush Speechwriter's "Tell-All" Magnum Opus Will Save Journalism!] Reference

"keister" the syndicate's constitution in his rectum, along with the master hit list which, by now, read fifty names long.    From Wordnik.com. Reference

There's no surer way to get knocked on your keister.    From Wordnik.com.  [Where Does the Foam From the Lattes Go?] Reference

The girl who kicked the publisher's keister for mi.    From Wordnik.com.  [Archive 2010-07-01] Reference

Gravel Doctors then picked out of my shredded keister.    From Wordnik.com.  [How I Lost 1 lb Per Day] Reference

After all it was their keister that needed protecting.    From Wordnik.com.  [New Orleans satellite images - before/after - The Panda's Thumb] Reference

Except Latimer writes she didn't say the word keister.    From Wordnik.com.  [CNN Transcript Sep 15, 2009] Reference

I enjoyed, very much, kicking them in the keister last week.    From Wordnik.com.  [These ‘I regret my 2008 vote’ pieces are going to be excruciating… | RedState] Reference

And that eventually turns around and bites them in the keister.    From Wordnik.com.  [CNN Transcript - Reliable Sources: Salon Stalks Gary Bauer as Journalism Hits New Low; Did the Press Help McCain Whip George W. Bush? - February 5, 2000] Reference

I need to payoff everything, and get my keister out of any debt.    From Wordnik.com.  [Archive 2005-03-01] Reference

But he says that the former president didn't exactly say keister.    From Wordnik.com.  [CNN Transcript Sep 16, 2009] Reference

Yeah, but is she counting blow jobs and taking it in the keister?.    From Wordnik.com.  ["I have just never been interested in sex."] Reference

You are an inspiration to me because you didn't sit on your keister.    From Wordnik.com.  [Taking Action (The Posterior View)] Reference

I actually have to do thing correctly or get thrown out on my keister.    From Wordnik.com.  [Pain in Maine, but they can measure rain « Climate Audit] Reference

Review forthcoming as soon as John gets off his keister and finishes it.    From Wordnik.com.  [MEME: What Book Are You Reading Right Now?] Reference

The girl who kicked the publisher's keister for misplacing an apostrophe.    From Wordnik.com.  [Archive 2010-07-01] Reference

Of course, the voters of Maine would probably throw her out on her keister.    From Wordnik.com.  [Sen. Snowe Flat Out Rejects Reconciliation in Talks with Dems | RedState] Reference

And on Hillary Clinton, "Wait until her fat keister is sitting at this desk.".    From Wordnik.com.  [CNN Transcript Sep 15, 2009] Reference

At 74 and with a heart condition, the pneumonia has been kicking his keister.    From Wordnik.com.  [Pneumonia « The Life and Times of Organic Mama] Reference

Sooner or later, displaying no leadership comes back to bite you in the keister.    From Wordnik.com.  [‘Don’t tell me words don’t matter.’ - Moe_Lane’s blog - RedState] Reference

And on Hillary Clinton, "Wait till her fat keister (ph) is sitting at this desk.".    From Wordnik.com.  [CNN Transcript Sep 15, 2009] Reference

If I'm wrong, then PROVE IT. Until then, try and get the cob out of your keister.    From Wordnik.com.  [Is Joe Biden a Closet Gun Lover?] Reference

JT's been here for a long while, "Bart", and kicking your keister for just as long.    From Wordnik.com.  [Balkinization] Reference

The Swift Boat Veterans do not seem bowed by the threat of a Kerry keister kicking.    From Wordnik.com.  [Archive 2006-09-01] Reference

Sara was a champion rider! she was haulin keister, and riding like a pro dirt biker!.    From Wordnik.com.  [Archive 2005-06-01] Reference

Piling ordinary soap cakes onto the keister top, he began expounding on their wonders.    From Wordnik.com.  [The Last Words of Soapy Smith « Skid Roche] Reference

Simply declaring yourself the winner may soothe your ravaged pride & aching keister ….    From Wordnik.com.  [Think Progress » Drilling Is Not The Solution To Create Jobs And Reduce Reliance On Foreign Oil] Reference

The jagged knife across the powdered royal throat and the New Rock boots upon the kingly keister.    From Wordnik.com.  [Archive 2010-01-01] Reference

I kicked myself right in the keister for missing this Scottish Armydrama when it played last fall.    From Wordnik.com.  [The Footlights: Fall Theater Preview | EW.com] Reference

Detectives Beyond Borders: The girl who kicked the publisher's keister for misplacing an apostrophe.    From Wordnik.com.  [The girl who kicked the publisher's keister for misplacing an apostrophe] Reference

I've had to work my keister off, cleaning Turnpike bathrooms and telemarketing and doing night shift at Wendy's.    From Wordnik.com.  [Archive 2008-10-01] Reference