Sounds like what you call a masturbator in temple.    From Wordnik.com.  [Archive 2004-09-19] Reference

“I was a compulsive, serial masturbator,” he says.    From Wordnik.com.  [First Robert Downey Jr. “Iron Man 2″ Photo Still] Reference

Pauly Dangerously says: recovering chronic masturbator.    From Wordnik.com.  [CHUCK PALAHNIUK’S ‘CHOKE’ IN PICTURES] Reference

Every man featured in this video is a reformed masturbator.    From Wordnik.com.  [Archive 2009-02-08] Reference

I could say "What are you looking at, masturbator??" in Greek.    From Wordnik.com.  [unclebob Diary Entry] Reference

Phonecammed subway masturbator gets off (on 2 years probation).    From Wordnik.com.  [Boing Boing: April 16, 2006 - April 22, 2006 Archives] Reference

Or we can follow Luther and decide it means “masturbator.”.    From Wordnik.com.  [The Volokh Conspiracy » Street Preacher Arrested in England for Public Statements That Homosexuality is a Sin] Reference

Which I think narrowly edged out assistant barnyard masturbator.    From Wordnik.com.  [CNN Transcript Sep 29, 2003] Reference

He was always a heavy masturbator which increased after marriage.    From Wordnik.com.  [The Piano Teacher] Reference

Then they called the police, who arrested the hapless masturbator.    From Wordnik.com.  [Boing Boing: January 23, 2005 - January 29, 2005 Archives] Reference

“Wanker” is a slang term for someone who is a chronic masturbator.    From Wordnik.com.  [Cheeseburger Gothic » Sweet jeebus, lookit this mess!] Reference

You may notice that I'm wearing an "Ex-masturbator" shirt in the video.    From Wordnik.com.  [Archive 2009-02-22] Reference

For instance, suppose you were being accused of being a chronic masturbator.    From Wordnik.com.  [CT-SEN: Media Ignores Lamont Demand For "Hack" Charge Apology] Reference

Would you qualify for some kind of disability benefit as a chronic masturbator?.    From Wordnik.com.  [CHUCK PALAHNIUK’S ‘CHOKE’ IN PICTURES] Reference

A chronic masturbator who had seven-hundred dollars more in his pocket than I did.    From Wordnik.com.  [Origasmi] Reference

For our money, the absolute worst science job is, you guessed it, barnyard masturbator.    From Wordnik.com.  [CNN Transcript Sep 29, 2003] Reference

My internet meanderings today made me realize that I am an anti-porn, non-enema using masturbator!.    From Wordnik.com.  [I Promise To Use My Powers For Good] Reference

So, "a recovering chronic masturbator" – just how many times counts as chronic and are certificates issued?.    From Wordnik.com.  [CHUCK PALAHNIUK’S ‘CHOKE’ IN PICTURES] Reference

The sheets were perfectly white and clean, even though Johnny had been an enthusiastic lights-out masturbator.    From Wordnik.com.  [Blaze]

I ride the bus frequently, even the Ottawa Transit when I visit, but never got a masturbator sit near me before.    From Wordnik.com.  [The mortified man in the trench coat « knitnut.net] Reference

It is apparent by the massive development of the muscles in his forearm that Jeff Goldblum is not your average masturbator.    From Wordnik.com.  [Paul Krassner: Behind the Fake Report of Jeff Goldblum's Death] Reference

After all George has his laurel crown and second term, what does he need from a grinning chronic masturbator like Mitt Romney?.    From Wordnik.com.  [The Chimes at Midnight] Reference

It is not very uncommon to find a confirmed onanist, or, rather, masturbator, who has not yet arrived at the period of puberty.    From Wordnik.com.  [Searchlights on Health: Light on Dark Corners A Complete Sexual Science and a Guide to Purity and Physical Manhood, Advice To Maiden, Wife, And Mother, Love, Courtship, And Marriage] Reference

From a certain angle, it may look like I'm pressing my hand against myself, in the quick manner of an inexperienced masturbator.    From Wordnik.com.  [I don't have a gun and I don't have you] Reference

In intermediate school they called me “little masturbator” because this is where my vice of rubbing myself incessantly began.    From Wordnik.com.  [The Volokh Conspiracy » FCC v. Fox Television Stations, Part IV: The FCC’s new standards in action.] Reference

Sorry, Valdron, but I heard through the grapevine that seed eater is an ACUTE masturbator -- and on top of that, he does it 10 times a day!.    From Wordnik.com.  [CT-SEN: Media Ignores Lamont Demand For "Hack" Charge Apology] Reference

His wastebasket overflowed with spent tissues and a rumor circulated among the evening cleaning-staff that he was a compulsive masturbator.    From Wordnik.com.  [Boing Boing: August 25, 2002 - August 31, 2002 Archives] Reference

When she was a small girl, she was a chronic masturbator.    From Wordnik.com.  [Everything2 New Writeups] Reference

Our masturbator was like a tiny and beautiful woodland creature.    From Wordnik.com.  [Ridiculopathy.com] Reference

My roommate last year would best be described as a chronic masturbator.    From Wordnik.com.  [Kontraband Latest] Reference

He had spells of moroseness and irritability, however, and had also been a masturbator.    From Wordnik.com.  [Studies in the Psychology of Sex, Volume 5 Erotic Symbolism; The Mechanism of Detumescence; The Psychic State in Pregnancy] Reference

This week singer-songwriter and chronic masturbator John Mayer will be taking your questions-let's get to 'em.    From Wordnik.com.  [www.philadelphiaweekly.com Philadelphia Weekly] Reference